So, just until I make a real post, this chat should hold y'all over. This one is actually between me and Faith. It's one of my personal favorites. Ever. ;-)
me: what time did you girls get to bed last night?
misscallihan: ETHAAAAAN!!!!!
me: Hi, btw
misscallihan: Right after you sent the last text message
me: ;-)
misscallihan: lol hi
me: I MISS YOU
misscallihan: I MISS YOU TOO! sniff It's weird having everyone gone :-/
me: Yeah... its weird BEING gone
misscallihan: lol Good! Hehe Now you know how we feel
me: Although I am here in body, my mind is definitely zombified Heh
misscallihan: LOL
me: We pulled in our driveway at 7:30 this morning
misscallihan: Wow
me: I slept until 12:30, lol
misscallihan: Good I was hoping you would have time to sleep in for a bit3:27 PM
me: Yeah, I did MOm had to run to her ultrasound And guess what??
misscallihan: WHAT??
me: Not one baby, not two babies...
TRIPLETS
dies
literally
misscallihan: OH MY GOSH.
freaks out THAT"S AWESOME!!!
me: lol, just kidding ;-)
Only one
DIES
misscallihan: ... ETHAN!! I"M GOING TO KILL YOU!!
me: falls on the floor
misscallihan: goes to tell her parents brb
me: lol okay
misscallihan: You're so dead, Ethan I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THIS TO ME!!
me: LOL Sorruy
misscallihan: lol It's okay
me: You fall for it almost every time ;-)
misscallihan: It just makes me feel stupid Yeah, I fall for it every time, except on April Fools
me: Don't feel stupid You had NO idea It COULD have been true so yeah what did your parents say?
misscallihan: That you're an idiot. And a loser. And a moron. And a jerk. .. okay maybe not..
me: lol!
misscallihan: .. but if looks could kill!!
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Football
Trent: You know, I thought I recognized you. You tried out for the football team last year, right?
Sam Witwicky: Oh, no, no, that... No. That, that wasn't like a real try-out. I was researching a book I was writing.
Trent: Oh, yeah?
Sam Witwicky: Yeah!
Trent: Yeah? What's it about? Sucking at sports?
[smiles]
Sam Witwicky: [laughs a little] No, it's about the link between brain damage and football.
Sam Witwicky: [nods head] No, it-it's a good book, Your friends will love it. You know, it's got mazes in it and, you know, little coloring areas, sections, pop-up pictures. It's... a lot of fun.
(We still love you, Eth...even if you like football.)
;-)
Trent: Oh, yeah?
Sam Witwicky: Yeah!
Trent: Yeah? What's it about? Sucking at sports?
[smiles]
Sam Witwicky: [laughs a little] No, it's about the link between brain damage and football.
Sam Witwicky: [nods head] No, it-it's a good book, Your friends will love it. You know, it's got mazes in it and, you know, little coloring areas, sections, pop-up pictures. It's... a lot of fun.
(We still love you, Eth...even if you like football.)
;-)
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Something to hold ya'll over...
This is a chat from a couple weeks ago I meant to post earlier. Cristina and I were just having way too much fun...
6:43 PM Ethan: Cristina!
Whats up?
6:44 PM me: oh not much! I am trying to choke down Dostoesky.. but I am being lazy
Ethan: Well
I am gonna be visiting colleges ALL next week, so I am doubling up on everything
I have just taken an evining break cause I needed it desperatly
6:45 PM I am SO behind on The Brothers of K
Like page 76
I am not gonna be able to do it
me: yeah.. this weej has been INSANE
and I feel like I should be on break cause Michael just finished his finals... yeah.//
so I have NO motivaiton
Ethan: Ha!
I know that feeling
its sucks
6:46 PM I hate not being motivated
You just want to do ANYTHING but work
me: yeah... I manged to stay up till 12:30 readin last night though....
Ethan: Whoa
6:47 PM me: yeah.. Dante..
Ethan: I don't know how you do it
Both at the same time
me: um hum!
Ethan: That is a CRAZY amount of reading
me: hehe.. yeah..
a lot of the time it has balenced nicely though
one class has ,more reading than the other
6:48 PM but these next three weeks are going to be rather busy.. reading half a Dante book and a third of Brothers K a week
Ethan: Yeah
Wow
Dante is fun
though
me: he is!
Ethan: BoK is not fun...its just interesting...
in a dark kind of way
me: yeah.. I think that describes it well
6:49 PM Ethan: Its like, "Who is going to sin next? I can't WAIT!"
me: LOL!
talk about an immoral life stlye there
yeeesh
6:50 PM Ethan: I KNOW
especially the father...dude
Thats hardcore
me: yeah.. he is just sicj
sick*
Ethan: I agree
Especially when he was doing in front of his wife and son....man
You want to kill him
me: yes!
6:51 PM Ethan: No one really has the guts to really slap him around, though
Either guts or conviction
me: yeah.. they are all sared of him
Ethan: There is not really GOOD person...everyone is bad, which is realistic, but its depressing
me: heck.. I would be scared of him!
Ethan: I would just shoot him
Probably
6:52 PM me: lol!
Ethan: For his wife's sake
me: yep...
that would be the kind thing to do
Ethan: To her, probably
Keep her form becoming a "shrieker"
That kind of freaked me out
me: that just cracks me up!!!!
Ethan: Especially when he said that they were so common
DUDE
6:53 PM Beat your wife until she is psychologically unable to take it
Yeah
me: oh my gosh.... the wayhe talks about it is hilarious!
Ethan: What a joke
;-)
LOL
I know
me: wow
Ethan: wow is right
What page are you on right now?
6:54 PM me: errrr. sheepish whispers 39?
Ethan: dies
REALLY?
me: ok ok
Ethan: Whoa...that makes me SO happy
me: I know I am a HORRIBEL! perosn
Ethan: NO
me: oh a wow
Ethan: YOU ARE MY HERO
YES
me: YAY!!!!
Ethan: I FOUND A FELLOW SLACKER
me: LOL!!!!
Ethan: SOMEONE THAT I AM BETTER THAN
me: yes! high fives
6:55 PM Ethan: Who cares if you are 100 pages behind or 150 pages behind
Its still too much to reallty get anything
me: YES! TOALLY!
6:56 PM Ethan: yeah
me: wow..
Ethan: Clayton and I are being hilarious
me: yeah.. he just started chatting with me..
Ethan: claytonsandham: I feel as if I'm waiting on the edge of death!gaaa!lydiab10: lol!Dont worry about itI will be there to defend youclaytonsandham: Dude, tat'll mean you can't ever wear make-up again...lydiab10: My ultra-rays of uber-hottness will blind them and bring them to our sideLOLits a sacrifice I am willing to makeFor....You....diesclaytonsandham: HAHA!wow...Nice
6:57 PM yes
We are weird
me: DIES
Ethan: But not gay
me: woah
Ethan: ;-)
6:59 PM me: whispers He thinks make-up is evil...
Ethan: You like that article?
me: haha!
7:00 PM Ethan: whispers I don't. I know some girls need all the help they can get to get guys to look at them for 2 seconds...
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurb
n
wow
not burb
LOL
WOW
THAT ONE TOTALLY BACKFIRED
me: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Ethan: A typo that killed
WOW
And I am totally kidding
7:01 PM me: I can see what talking to Clayton does to you. :)
Ethan: He gets all of his ideas from me
Tell him I said taht
me: nods riiiiight
Ethan: ;_)
7:02 PM me: ok
7:03 PM Ethan: feels left out
pouts
7:04 PM writes a story about a boy who commits suicide after all of his friends leave him
me: awwww... is everyone ignoring you... pats Eth on head
Ethan: Yeah...
I was talking to like 4 people
But now
Only myself
me: sooooo... you are going to be up here in a month!!!!!!
Ethan: I find that singing to myself makes me happy
me: WAAAHOOO!
Ethan: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
me: lol.. deis
7:05 PM Ethan: NSA called me last night
me: dies too
woah!
Ethan: They saw my PSAT scores
me: the building
?
Ethan: They want to offer me a full ride
No, the faculty
me: WIWIWIWIWIIAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
LIKE COOL!
Ethan: I was shocked
Because its not true
;-)
GOTCHA
;-)
me: ok.. I am goin to KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL you
Ethan: LOL
me: Here I come....
Ethan: runs
7:06 PM WOAH
FREAKIY
Van Halen "running with the devil" JUST came on
I have WMA on shuffle
dies
me: gets butcher knife
Ethan: Whoa....
easy, girl
me: LOL!
Ethan: Let me tell you a secret before you do that
7:07 PM me: You are so.. so .. something...
Ethan: I have been trying to find a way to tell you this for a long time
But since you have a knife at my throat
me: hummm
Ethan: I might as well do it now
me: dies
Ethan: I LOVE YOU, CRISTINA.
dies
Please don't kill me
me: buuutttt now I have to KIL you!
7:08 PM Ethan: WHY???
can barely type he is laughing...
me: you can't tell me this now! gets all sentimenta;l
One....
Ethan: whispers
It worked
me: Two......
Ethan: I KNOW YOU LOVE ME TOO
DEEP DOWN INSIDEYOU KNW IT
me: ......
Ethan: YOU KNOW IT
You are illing your ONLY hope of happiness
me: ETHAN.. NOW I say ti... I......
Ethan: No one will EVER love you the way I LOVE YOU
7:09 PM me: Can't.....
Ethan: dies
me: Do....
Ethan: COME ON
Come with me, baby
me: STRUGGLES
Ethan: FAR AWAT
We can kill other creepy people with butcher knives together i fyou want
Anything
For you
me: knife hits floor I LOVE YOU ETH!
Ethan: DIES LAUGHING
We should make it a movie
me: dies a tousdand time)
WOW
7:10 PM Ethan: We should send the script to hollywood or something
me: lol.. that would get far
Ethan: LOL
Its totally original
;-)
me: absolutely
7:11 PM Ethan: Freaky nerd kid falls in love with the psycho girl murderer
Deep plot right there
me: dies
Ethan: I am SO going to post this chat on my blog...
evil grin
me: ahhhhh!
No one has ever posted a chat with me anywhere before.. I must be boring
7:12 PM Ethan: LOL
No, you are NOT boring
me: haha.... People are always contradicting me when I say somehting like that.. they must feel sorry fo me ;)
7:13 PM Ethan: LOL
Whatever
You are just saying that to get attention
;-)
You are fishing for a compliment
me: AH! I resent that...
7:14 PM Ethan: Of course you do
;_)
me: haha dies
Ethan: ;-) *
me: ok ok .. I am not boring.. happy? ;)
Ethan: Yes
FEED THAT EGO, GIRL
YOU KNOW IT FEELS GOOD
;-)
7:15 PM me: haha... do you have a lot of sisters?
Ethan: 3
;-)
Ages 13, 11, and 6
7:16 PM me: ok.. so teen and pre teen.. nice
Ethan: Yeah
Its exciting
me: lol! You just wait...
7:17 PM Ethan: I will be out of the house before guys start courting them, thankfully
me: haha! Too bad for the younger brothers ;)
Ethan: Caleb will be out too...then Nathanael will be a 14 probably
Dad is gonna have his work cut otu
;-)
7:18 PM They already have like 3 guys each that like them
its scary
me: hehe...
yeah.. I mena.. think of Mr. C!
Ethan: LOL
I know
He has an electric fence keeping guys out
;-)
me: lol!
Ethan: They have to put on a special collar after passing a test to get in
;-)
And where it until they get married
;-)
7:19 PM Thats why Aaron grew a beart
d
me: Has he given you the "all guys should be rejected once and all girls should say no once" lecture
Ethan: to hide it
;-)
Oh yeah
me: LOL!
Ethan: I have been rejected like 4 times already
;-)
me: dies
so.. maybe the next one will take?
7:20 PM Ethan: "You are cute. Wanna go out?" "I don't even know you!" "Who cares? that can change!"
"Oh, whats your name?"
;-)
me: LOL!
Ethan: Just kidding
me: Perfect
Ethan: I have only been turned down once, I think
about 3 years ago
it was a silly crush thing
7:21 PM me: A four year old once asked me to marry him
does that count???
Ethan: AWWWW
Yes
You had to tell him no?
Poor dude
me: ;)
Ethan: Rings are extra hard to come by at that age, too
me: he told me that we were going to live in a white house
Ethan: Unless he just wanted to slide a Cheerio on your finger, or something
Thats awesome
When I was little
Like 5-7
7:22 PM me: dies that would work
Ethan: I used to chase girls around trying to kiss them....it never worked, and I always had to apologize to their dads after
Its an embarressing past
But yeah
;-)
I am a go-getter
me: oh. my. gosh.
Ethan.. wow! That is so funny!
Ethan: LOL
I got a spanked for it too...yeah
Good times
7:23 PM back when you could do that and only get spanked....
(just kidding)
me: I can totally piture this little guy going up the the dads... "umm, sir, I am sorry for trying ti kiss your daughter"
Ethan: LOL
"again"
me: dies
7:24 PM Ethan: Yeah...
DUDE
this is creepy
me: (haha I just saw what you sais above mine)
Ethan: I have a sappy Tim McGraw song playin ghte background
About kisisng some rando chick
7:25 PM dies
me: lol!!!
Ethan: Wow
me: wow.. I think songs are trying to tell you something tonigh
Ethan: LOL
LIKE WHAT??
I need to go out and kiss some rando girl??
"Oh, btw, bring some roses and 2 bottles of wine..."
me: LOL! No... they seem to be mimicking what we are tlaking about
7:26 PM Ethan: Oh, okay
Dang it
Just kidding
me: wow.. you are so funny!
Ethan: lol, thanks
Everyone tells me that...I guess you never get used to being amazing
7:27 PM ;-)
me: I can't imgain you and my brother together... you too must be a hoot!
Ethan: Oh man, we had a BLAST
It was so much fun
We got along great
me: FEED that EGO.. is feels GOOOOOD
Ethan: LOL
You can quote me
;-)
me: ok good
7:28 PM Ethan: Yeah
its going to be so much fun staying with you all
Man
I can't wait
me: wow.. yeah! :)
Ethan: I keep forgetting that I will actually be in your house, lol
7:29 PM You are gonna come to the thing too, right?
me: yeah! I have this list of things that we need to do..
Ethan: Sit in on classes?
me: yes I am!
Ethan: Sweet
So michael is gonna drive you and me to NSA in the mornings?
And we sit in on classes
And then we hang out in the afternoon, and on Saturday, and sunday, and we leave Monday morning, I think
7:30 PM me: Well. Michael has to leave for classes at 7:00 So I am not sure what times that classes we go to start at
Ethan: Oh, okay
They START at 7??
Whoa
That is early, especially for college
B
R
U
me: so I have a car we can drive.. if that is ok... I mean
Ethan: T
al
NO
ITS NTO
I CAN'T DRIVE WITH A GIRL
7:31 PM THAT WOULD BE TOO AWKWARD
WHAT WOULD PEOPLE SAY?
me: classes star at 7:30 for himm but he picks pple up
LOL!!!
Ethan: I am totally kidding
Of course its fine
me: ok ok.. wow.. I did not know you felt like that abou it
dies
Ethan: Well, yeah
Now you do
;-)
I am not good with talking to girls
I just kind of freeze up
And I start to drool
7:32 PM And sort of stare into space
me: oh Ethan.. yes ytou are
Ethan: I blink once or twince
me: (FEEEED that Ego)
Ethan: then I start smoking from the ears
and then I pass out
EVERYTIME
its so awkward
me: boy.. I GOTTA see this
Ethan: "No, really, I am fine. I just think you are so chokes HOTT"
passes out again
me: you have no idea how hard I am laughing
Ethan: See, its the masterplan to get some cute chick do to CPR
7:33 PM ;-)
me: people in the other room are going to kind I have gone crazy!
Ethan: LOL
me: dies dies dies
Ethan: I come back to life every time
It makes them feel good
me: amazing..
Ethan: And since girls LOVE to be "mothers", it starts an automatic relationship...like they need to protect me
It works EVERY time
7:34 PM You just have to pick the right moment
And make sure there aren't other gilrs around taht saw you do it before
me: WOW.. you really have this down... how many of them break up with you in the end?
Ethan: I did that once
They read RIGHT through it
All of them
me: too bad
I just can't imagin WHY!
Ethan: I guess they all tell me I don't clip my toe nails often enough
I do it like once a year, I mean, COME ON
its not THAT gross
7:35 PM me: wow...
Ethan: Not a reason to break up
I mean
With a future ahead of us like that
me: umm.. I changed my mind.. you can't stay with us
Ethan: LOL
Don't worry
Just throw me out on the street
and i will find someone to stay with in 7 minutes
me: you will become Mocows. SECOND begger
dies
7:36 PM there is a cute girl down the street....
Ethan: "Hey, your neighbors saw how much I ate, and now I am full, although they kicked me out. Can I sleep in your garage tonight?"
PERFECT
What's her name?
Just so I can surprise her
me: err.. uh... Claire
yeah that's it
Ethan: Yeah right
YOu are lying
You want to see me fall BIG time
me: YOU can't prive that
Ethan: "Hi Claire"
"Um
My name is ANA"
Anna*
7:37 PM "CRISTINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You, over there, dying
Yeah
I can totally see it
me: oorrrrrr..... I could leave to the two demons that I babysit tow houses down... yeah... that is it.. CALVIN and FRANKY
dies yep that would be iut
Ethan: No
NO
7:38 PM I AM LEAVING TO ESCAPE CHILDREN
DON'T DO THAT TO ME
me: mwuhahahahah!
Ethan: I love kids, really
But 8 others ALL the time
Oh man
me: oh believe me I know./..
Ethan: I might just have to copy paste the part where you say "I LOVE YOU ETH" on my blog
me: well maybe I don't.. but I can imagin
Ethan: You don't, but you can imagine
7:39 PM me: wowo.. ok now now.. we must have context, watson.
Ethan: ;-)
Must is relative
;-)
Without context it is very romantic and sweet
Withcontext it is just funny
;-)
I prefer the former....how about you?
me: ok ok you can so what ever you want..
I leave it up to your descresion
:)
aren't I nice?
7:40 PM Ethan: Really??
Wow
I don't trust that niceness
You have a plot
a scheme
me: what! I am offended! ;)
Ethan: That youare going to unhatch at me when I least suspect it
Suuuuuuuuuuuure
me: BUUUUT.. Diiner has been served...
Ethan: The smiley face looks REALLY ticked off
me: so I have to go now
Ethan: Okay
Go
me: haha!
Ethan: thanks for talking!
me: yeah you to!
Ethan: I will ttyl!
me: Made my day much better!
Ethan: lol
me: I need some laughs
Ethan: Mine too
7:41 PM Just let me know
I am 200 bucks an hour, btw
me: ttyl! (and Iwill be on your blog to night)
Ethan: I will bill you at the end of the month
me: haha
riiight
ttyl!
Ethan: lol, bye!
6:43 PM Ethan: Cristina!
Whats up?
6:44 PM me: oh not much! I am trying to choke down Dostoesky.. but I am being lazy
Ethan: Well
I am gonna be visiting colleges ALL next week, so I am doubling up on everything
I have just taken an evining break cause I needed it desperatly
6:45 PM I am SO behind on The Brothers of K
Like page 76
I am not gonna be able to do it
me: yeah.. this weej has been INSANE
and I feel like I should be on break cause Michael just finished his finals... yeah.//
so I have NO motivaiton
Ethan: Ha!
I know that feeling
its sucks
6:46 PM I hate not being motivated
You just want to do ANYTHING but work
me: yeah... I manged to stay up till 12:30 readin last night though....
Ethan: Whoa
6:47 PM me: yeah.. Dante..
Ethan: I don't know how you do it
Both at the same time
me: um hum!
Ethan: That is a CRAZY amount of reading
me: hehe.. yeah..
a lot of the time it has balenced nicely though
one class has ,more reading than the other
6:48 PM but these next three weeks are going to be rather busy.. reading half a Dante book and a third of Brothers K a week
Ethan: Yeah
Wow
Dante is fun
though
me: he is!
Ethan: BoK is not fun...its just interesting...
in a dark kind of way
me: yeah.. I think that describes it well
6:49 PM Ethan: Its like, "Who is going to sin next? I can't WAIT!"
me: LOL!
talk about an immoral life stlye there
yeeesh
6:50 PM Ethan: I KNOW
especially the father...dude
Thats hardcore
me: yeah.. he is just sicj
sick*
Ethan: I agree
Especially when he was doing in front of his wife and son....man
You want to kill him
me: yes!
6:51 PM Ethan: No one really has the guts to really slap him around, though
Either guts or conviction
me: yeah.. they are all sared of him
Ethan: There is not really GOOD person...everyone is bad, which is realistic, but its depressing
me: heck.. I would be scared of him!
Ethan: I would just shoot him
Probably
6:52 PM me: lol!
Ethan: For his wife's sake
me: yep...
that would be the kind thing to do
Ethan: To her, probably
Keep her form becoming a "shrieker"
That kind of freaked me out
me: that just cracks me up!!!!
Ethan: Especially when he said that they were so common
DUDE
6:53 PM Beat your wife until she is psychologically unable to take it
Yeah
me: oh my gosh.... the wayhe talks about it is hilarious!
Ethan: What a joke
;-)
LOL
I know
me: wow
Ethan: wow is right
What page are you on right now?
6:54 PM me: errrr. sheepish whispers 39?
Ethan: dies
REALLY?
me: ok ok
Ethan: Whoa...that makes me SO happy
me: I know I am a HORRIBEL! perosn
Ethan: NO
me: oh a wow
Ethan: YOU ARE MY HERO
YES
me: YAY!!!!
Ethan: I FOUND A FELLOW SLACKER
me: LOL!!!!
Ethan: SOMEONE THAT I AM BETTER THAN
me: yes! high fives
6:55 PM Ethan: Who cares if you are 100 pages behind or 150 pages behind
Its still too much to reallty get anything
me: YES! TOALLY!
6:56 PM Ethan: yeah
me: wow..
Ethan: Clayton and I are being hilarious
me: yeah.. he just started chatting with me..
Ethan: claytonsandham: I feel as if I'm waiting on the edge of death!gaaa!lydiab10: lol!Dont worry about itI will be there to defend youclaytonsandham: Dude, tat'll mean you can't ever wear make-up again...lydiab10: My ultra-rays of uber-hottness will blind them and bring them to our sideLOLits a sacrifice I am willing to makeFor....You....diesclaytonsandham: HAHA!wow...Nice
6:57 PM yes
We are weird
me: DIES
Ethan: But not gay
me: woah
Ethan: ;-)
6:59 PM me: whispers He thinks make-up is evil...
Ethan: You like that article?
me: haha!
7:00 PM Ethan: whispers I don't. I know some girls need all the help they can get to get guys to look at them for 2 seconds...
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurb
n
wow
not burb
LOL
WOW
THAT ONE TOTALLY BACKFIRED
me: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Ethan: A typo that killed
WOW
And I am totally kidding
7:01 PM me: I can see what talking to Clayton does to you. :)
Ethan: He gets all of his ideas from me
Tell him I said taht
me: nods riiiiight
Ethan: ;_)
7:02 PM me: ok
7:03 PM Ethan: feels left out
pouts
7:04 PM writes a story about a boy who commits suicide after all of his friends leave him
me: awwww... is everyone ignoring you... pats Eth on head
Ethan: Yeah...
I was talking to like 4 people
But now
Only myself
me: sooooo... you are going to be up here in a month!!!!!!
Ethan: I find that singing to myself makes me happy
me: WAAAHOOO!
Ethan: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
me: lol.. deis
7:05 PM Ethan: NSA called me last night
me: dies too
woah!
Ethan: They saw my PSAT scores
me: the building
?
Ethan: They want to offer me a full ride
No, the faculty
me: WIWIWIWIWIIAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
LIKE COOL!
Ethan: I was shocked
Because its not true
;-)
GOTCHA
;-)
me: ok.. I am goin to KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL you
Ethan: LOL
me: Here I come....
Ethan: runs
7:06 PM WOAH
FREAKIY
Van Halen "running with the devil" JUST came on
I have WMA on shuffle
dies
me: gets butcher knife
Ethan: Whoa....
easy, girl
me: LOL!
Ethan: Let me tell you a secret before you do that
7:07 PM me: You are so.. so .. something...
Ethan: I have been trying to find a way to tell you this for a long time
But since you have a knife at my throat
me: hummm
Ethan: I might as well do it now
me: dies
Ethan: I LOVE YOU, CRISTINA.
dies
Please don't kill me
me: buuutttt now I have to KIL you!
7:08 PM Ethan: WHY???
can barely type he is laughing...
me: you can't tell me this now! gets all sentimenta;l
One....
Ethan: whispers
It worked
me: Two......
Ethan: I KNOW YOU LOVE ME TOO
DEEP DOWN INSIDEYOU KNW IT
me: ......
Ethan: YOU KNOW IT
You are illing your ONLY hope of happiness
me: ETHAN.. NOW I say ti... I......
Ethan: No one will EVER love you the way I LOVE YOU
7:09 PM me: Can't.....
Ethan: dies
me: Do....
Ethan: COME ON
Come with me, baby
me: STRUGGLES
Ethan: FAR AWAT
We can kill other creepy people with butcher knives together i fyou want
Anything
For you
me: knife hits floor I LOVE YOU ETH!
Ethan: DIES LAUGHING
We should make it a movie
me: dies a tousdand time)
WOW
7:10 PM Ethan: We should send the script to hollywood or something
me: lol.. that would get far
Ethan: LOL
Its totally original
;-)
me: absolutely
7:11 PM Ethan: Freaky nerd kid falls in love with the psycho girl murderer
Deep plot right there
me: dies
Ethan: I am SO going to post this chat on my blog...
evil grin
me: ahhhhh!
No one has ever posted a chat with me anywhere before.. I must be boring
7:12 PM Ethan: LOL
No, you are NOT boring
me: haha.... People are always contradicting me when I say somehting like that.. they must feel sorry fo me ;)
7:13 PM Ethan: LOL
Whatever
You are just saying that to get attention
;-)
You are fishing for a compliment
me: AH! I resent that...
7:14 PM Ethan: Of course you do
;_)
me: haha dies
Ethan: ;-) *
me: ok ok .. I am not boring.. happy? ;)
Ethan: Yes
FEED THAT EGO, GIRL
YOU KNOW IT FEELS GOOD
;-)
7:15 PM me: haha... do you have a lot of sisters?
Ethan: 3
;-)
Ages 13, 11, and 6
7:16 PM me: ok.. so teen and pre teen.. nice
Ethan: Yeah
Its exciting
me: lol! You just wait...
7:17 PM Ethan: I will be out of the house before guys start courting them, thankfully
me: haha! Too bad for the younger brothers ;)
Ethan: Caleb will be out too...then Nathanael will be a 14 probably
Dad is gonna have his work cut otu
;-)
7:18 PM They already have like 3 guys each that like them
its scary
me: hehe...
yeah.. I mena.. think of Mr. C!
Ethan: LOL
I know
He has an electric fence keeping guys out
;-)
me: lol!
Ethan: They have to put on a special collar after passing a test to get in
;-)
And where it until they get married
;-)
7:19 PM Thats why Aaron grew a beart
d
me: Has he given you the "all guys should be rejected once and all girls should say no once" lecture
Ethan: to hide it
;-)
Oh yeah
me: LOL!
Ethan: I have been rejected like 4 times already
;-)
me: dies
so.. maybe the next one will take?
7:20 PM Ethan: "You are cute. Wanna go out?" "I don't even know you!" "Who cares? that can change!"
"Oh, whats your name?"
;-)
me: LOL!
Ethan: Just kidding
me: Perfect
Ethan: I have only been turned down once, I think
about 3 years ago
it was a silly crush thing
7:21 PM me: A four year old once asked me to marry him
does that count???
Ethan: AWWWW
Yes
You had to tell him no?
Poor dude
me: ;)
Ethan: Rings are extra hard to come by at that age, too
me: he told me that we were going to live in a white house
Ethan: Unless he just wanted to slide a Cheerio on your finger, or something
Thats awesome
When I was little
Like 5-7
7:22 PM me: dies that would work
Ethan: I used to chase girls around trying to kiss them....it never worked, and I always had to apologize to their dads after
Its an embarressing past
But yeah
;-)
I am a go-getter
me: oh. my. gosh.
Ethan.. wow! That is so funny!
Ethan: LOL
I got a spanked for it too...yeah
Good times
7:23 PM back when you could do that and only get spanked....
(just kidding)
me: I can totally piture this little guy going up the the dads... "umm, sir, I am sorry for trying ti kiss your daughter"
Ethan: LOL
"again"
me: dies
7:24 PM Ethan: Yeah...
DUDE
this is creepy
me: (haha I just saw what you sais above mine)
Ethan: I have a sappy Tim McGraw song playin ghte background
About kisisng some rando chick
7:25 PM dies
me: lol!!!
Ethan: Wow
me: wow.. I think songs are trying to tell you something tonigh
Ethan: LOL
LIKE WHAT??
I need to go out and kiss some rando girl??
"Oh, btw, bring some roses and 2 bottles of wine..."
me: LOL! No... they seem to be mimicking what we are tlaking about
7:26 PM Ethan: Oh, okay
Dang it
Just kidding
me: wow.. you are so funny!
Ethan: lol, thanks
Everyone tells me that...I guess you never get used to being amazing
7:27 PM ;-)
me: I can't imgain you and my brother together... you too must be a hoot!
Ethan: Oh man, we had a BLAST
It was so much fun
We got along great
me: FEED that EGO.. is feels GOOOOOD
Ethan: LOL
You can quote me
;-)
me: ok good
7:28 PM Ethan: Yeah
its going to be so much fun staying with you all
Man
I can't wait
me: wow.. yeah! :)
Ethan: I keep forgetting that I will actually be in your house, lol
7:29 PM You are gonna come to the thing too, right?
me: yeah! I have this list of things that we need to do..
Ethan: Sit in on classes?
me: yes I am!
Ethan: Sweet
So michael is gonna drive you and me to NSA in the mornings?
And we sit in on classes
And then we hang out in the afternoon, and on Saturday, and sunday, and we leave Monday morning, I think
7:30 PM me: Well. Michael has to leave for classes at 7:00 So I am not sure what times that classes we go to start at
Ethan: Oh, okay
They START at 7??
Whoa
That is early, especially for college
B
R
U
me: so I have a car we can drive.. if that is ok... I mean
Ethan: T
al
NO
ITS NTO
I CAN'T DRIVE WITH A GIRL
7:31 PM THAT WOULD BE TOO AWKWARD
WHAT WOULD PEOPLE SAY?
me: classes star at 7:30 for himm but he picks pple up
LOL!!!
Ethan: I am totally kidding
Of course its fine
me: ok ok.. wow.. I did not know you felt like that abou it
dies
Ethan: Well, yeah
Now you do
;-)
I am not good with talking to girls
I just kind of freeze up
And I start to drool
7:32 PM And sort of stare into space
me: oh Ethan.. yes ytou are
Ethan: I blink once or twince
me: (FEEEED that Ego)
Ethan: then I start smoking from the ears
and then I pass out
EVERYTIME
its so awkward
me: boy.. I GOTTA see this
Ethan: "No, really, I am fine. I just think you are so chokes HOTT"
passes out again
me: you have no idea how hard I am laughing
Ethan: See, its the masterplan to get some cute chick do to CPR
7:33 PM ;-)
me: people in the other room are going to kind I have gone crazy!
Ethan: LOL
me: dies dies dies
Ethan: I come back to life every time
It makes them feel good
me: amazing..
Ethan: And since girls LOVE to be "mothers", it starts an automatic relationship...like they need to protect me
It works EVERY time
7:34 PM You just have to pick the right moment
And make sure there aren't other gilrs around taht saw you do it before
me: WOW.. you really have this down... how many of them break up with you in the end?
Ethan: I did that once
They read RIGHT through it
All of them
me: too bad
I just can't imagin WHY!
Ethan: I guess they all tell me I don't clip my toe nails often enough
I do it like once a year, I mean, COME ON
its not THAT gross
7:35 PM me: wow...
Ethan: Not a reason to break up
I mean
With a future ahead of us like that
me: umm.. I changed my mind.. you can't stay with us
Ethan: LOL
Don't worry
Just throw me out on the street
and i will find someone to stay with in 7 minutes
me: you will become Mocows. SECOND begger
dies
7:36 PM there is a cute girl down the street....
Ethan: "Hey, your neighbors saw how much I ate, and now I am full, although they kicked me out. Can I sleep in your garage tonight?"
PERFECT
What's her name?
Just so I can surprise her
me: err.. uh... Claire
yeah that's it
Ethan: Yeah right
YOu are lying
You want to see me fall BIG time
me: YOU can't prive that
Ethan: "Hi Claire"
"Um
My name is ANA"
Anna*
7:37 PM "CRISTINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You, over there, dying
Yeah
I can totally see it
me: oorrrrrr..... I could leave to the two demons that I babysit tow houses down... yeah... that is it.. CALVIN and FRANKY
dies yep that would be iut
Ethan: No
NO
7:38 PM I AM LEAVING TO ESCAPE CHILDREN
DON'T DO THAT TO ME
me: mwuhahahahah!
Ethan: I love kids, really
But 8 others ALL the time
Oh man
me: oh believe me I know./..
Ethan: I might just have to copy paste the part where you say "I LOVE YOU ETH" on my blog
me: well maybe I don't.. but I can imagin
Ethan: You don't, but you can imagine
7:39 PM me: wowo.. ok now now.. we must have context, watson.
Ethan: ;-)
Must is relative
;-)
Without context it is very romantic and sweet
Withcontext it is just funny
;-)
I prefer the former....how about you?
me: ok ok you can so what ever you want..
I leave it up to your descresion
:)
aren't I nice?
7:40 PM Ethan: Really??
Wow
I don't trust that niceness
You have a plot
a scheme
me: what! I am offended! ;)
Ethan: That youare going to unhatch at me when I least suspect it
Suuuuuuuuuuuure
me: BUUUUT.. Diiner has been served...
Ethan: The smiley face looks REALLY ticked off
me: so I have to go now
Ethan: Okay
Go
me: haha!
Ethan: thanks for talking!
me: yeah you to!
Ethan: I will ttyl!
me: Made my day much better!
Ethan: lol
me: I need some laughs
Ethan: Mine too
7:41 PM Just let me know
I am 200 bucks an hour, btw
me: ttyl! (and Iwill be on your blog to night)
Ethan: I will bill you at the end of the month
me: haha
riiight
ttyl!
Ethan: lol, bye!
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Amazing Video
Okay, now that I have changed the picture of Tyler Hansborough to something a little less masculine, you need to watch this video. Just keep in mind that Tyler is 6' 5"... a big kid. The black dude on defense is 7' 9". That is HUGE. Even for basketball. It is so awesome. White boys still can dominate on the court! See?
;-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htwkRYa0gOk
;-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htwkRYa0gOk
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
More Rivalry
I don't know why, but I always seem to get into fights with the San Nicolas girls. Check this out: I had 3 of them all over my case (don't deny it, Juliet. You were totally siding with Jazz and Jaqueline...)
___________________________
lydiab10: Um
julietangelinasn:
lydiab10: You are weird
Only Jazz is suppose to do that
julietangelinasn: LOL!
Why can't I?
;-)
And it's "With You", so it's not too out of my listening range
lydiab10: because tyou are way too smart to listen to loser music
;-)
julietangelinasn:
lydiab10: Yes it is
;-)
julietangelinasn: Blame Jacqueline!
She's in love with all his music
lydiab10: ....
julietangelinasn: and inevitably gets it stuck in my head
lydiab10: KissKiss....ugh
julietangelinasn: Eeew, not that one!
Jazz likes that one
NOT me
lydiab10: Get me a rapper with some testosgerone, PLEASE. Or you know what? How about just a singer. Yeah. Not a rapper.
julietangelinasn: LOL!!!
With You isn't all that bad ;-)
Kiss Kiss is, though
How're you doing? :-)
lydiab10: Doing well
1/3 of my classes are off
2 of the 6
julietangelinasn: All my classes are off, it's great :-D
lydiab10: No way
julietangelinasn: nods
lydiab10: That is amazing
julietangelinasn: College classes are in between the spring and winter semester...
lydiab10: What do you do with yourself?
julietangelinasn: Schola classes
Read :-D
lydiab10: And listen to junk music
;-)
julietangelinasn: Took a bajillion pictures yesterday
LOL!
I'll redeem myself right now...
turns on Bach
Happy?
;-)
lydiab10: YES
There you go
I love Bach
julietangelinasn: (Jazz is going to kill you)
lydiab10: Tell her I love her too
julietangelinasn: (for calling Chris Brown junk music)
brb
lydiab10: Ask her if she wants to go to dinner Friday night with me
;-)
julietangelinasn: Back!
*Dies*
Jazz: Uhh... no. I've already got a date for Friday.
Jazz: With Chris Brown.
;-)
lydiab10: With WHO?? Charlie??
julietangelinasn: LOL!!!
Jazz: And then after him, I'm booked with like 3 other guys ;-)
lydiab10: okay, thats totally cool
Be that way
julietangelinasn:
You guys would really get along well together...
*Dies*
lydiab10: I will remember that when youa re living in a carboard box after getting your HEART STOMPED ON
;-)
And I will remember the way you treated me...back-burnered me
julietangelinasn: LOL!!!
lydiab10: And I will stand there, looking down on you
And laugh
julietangelinasn: Jazz: Uh huh... I don't care
lydiab10: Laugh so hard....
;-)
julietangelinasn: (she's running out of responses)
LOL!
lydiab10: And then, and then
I will ask you out to dinner
And you will say yes
julietangelinasn: LOL!
lydiab10: And I will show up 45 minutes late...COMPLTELY humiliating you
julietangelinasn: LOL!!!!
lydiab10: In front of everyone there
julietangelinasn: Jazz: I only like Italians, Cubans, Mexicans, and Columbians
Jazz: And Dominicans!
lydiab10: Well thats good, because I am molato, which is close enough to south American
julietangelinasn: Jazz: Um, not really.
Jazz: I also like Spaniards!
*Dies*
lydiab10: Spaniards are so weird
julietangelinasn: Jazz: And um, Australians. And Sicilians.
lydiab10: You are so racist
julietangelinasn: Jazz: And RUSSIANS!
lydiab10: What do you got against WHITE AMERICANS?
julietangelinasn: Jazz: And English!
lydiab10: Maybe we are rich?
julietangelinasn: LOL!!!!!
lydiab10: Hott?
SMART??
THE MAJORITY??
julietangelinasn: *DIES*
Jazz: The English are RICHER!
Jazz: Uhh... no not really.
Jazz: And Italians, Sicilians, and Spaniards are hotter.
lydiab10: Whatever
julietangelinasn: Jazz: And I don't care about brains.
lydiab10: And the English are a dying race
Oh, I KNOW you don't care
julietangelinasn: *laughing*
lydiab10: Its obvious
julietangelinasn: Jazz: More reason to marry them!
lydiab10: KISSKISS IS MY FAVORITE SONG OF ALL TIME
Oh yeah, lots of brain THERE
julietangelinasn: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
lydiab10: Just flowing out of the ears
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
julietangelinasn: Jazz: It is NOT my favorite song of all!
Jazz: My favorite song of all is, "The more boys I meet the more I love my dog!"
lydiab10: Okay, I got to go. My girlfriend wants to talk to me and she is way moer important then you, JAZZ. Peace out, Spaniard-lover
julietangelinasn: (Carrie Underwood)
LOL!!!
Jazz: Well, BYE. I have to go... clean. Then I'll make money. And move to Europe.
Jazz: Away from Americans. Like you.
lydiab10: Go clean. Yeah. MOve up in society to become a JANITOR
NIIIIIIIIICE
LOVE THE AMBITION, JAZZ
julietangelinasn: LOL!!!!!!!
lydiab10: I REALLY DO
julietangelinasn: Jazz: It's better than chatting with your friend's younger sister!!!!
Jacqueline: Whatev, amigo.
Jacqueline: Oh wait, gringo!
lydiab10: Wha...?
Yeah, gringo
NO amigo, missy
;-)
julietangelinasn:
Now you have made enemies of both my sisters...
Jazz: Ai, ai, muchacho.
lydiab10: It was a blast
;-)
julietangelinasn: I'm loving this :-D
lydiab10: Ai, ai, MUCHACHA
WHAT NOW, FOOL??
julietangelinasn: Oh, so talented!
lydiab10: I know
I had to lower myself down to her level
For a second
julietangelinasn: LOL!
Jazz: You mean foo'?
lydiab10: So that she could understand me
julietangelinasn: Jazz: Right.
lydiab10: Alright, I really have to go now
For real
julietangelinasn: Jacqueline: Or are you speaking gringo again?
Lol, ditto
lydiab10: My girlfriend...she is demand
julietangelinasn: Thanks for chatting, Eth :-D
lydiab10: ing
julietangelinasn: LOL!
lydiab10: yeah, np
julietangelinasn: Uh huh ;-)
Bye, Eth! Have a great evening!
lydiab10: Alright, you too!
julietangelinasn: Ta!
lydiab10: bye!
Sent at 9:44 PM on Tuesday
___________________________
lydiab10: Um
julietangelinasn:
lydiab10: You are weird
Only Jazz is suppose to do that
julietangelinasn: LOL!
Why can't I?
;-)
And it's "With You", so it's not too out of my listening range
lydiab10: because tyou are way too smart to listen to loser music
;-)
julietangelinasn:
lydiab10: Yes it is
;-)
julietangelinasn: Blame Jacqueline!
She's in love with all his music
lydiab10: ....
julietangelinasn: and inevitably gets it stuck in my head
lydiab10: KissKiss....ugh
julietangelinasn: Eeew, not that one!
Jazz likes that one
NOT me
lydiab10: Get me a rapper with some testosgerone, PLEASE. Or you know what? How about just a singer. Yeah. Not a rapper.
julietangelinasn: LOL!!!
With You isn't all that bad ;-)
Kiss Kiss is, though
How're you doing? :-)
lydiab10: Doing well
1/3 of my classes are off
2 of the 6
julietangelinasn: All my classes are off, it's great :-D
lydiab10: No way
julietangelinasn: nods
lydiab10: That is amazing
julietangelinasn: College classes are in between the spring and winter semester...
lydiab10: What do you do with yourself?
julietangelinasn: Schola classes
Read :-D
lydiab10: And listen to junk music
;-)
julietangelinasn: Took a bajillion pictures yesterday
LOL!
I'll redeem myself right now...
turns on Bach
Happy?
;-)
lydiab10: YES
There you go
I love Bach
julietangelinasn: (Jazz is going to kill you)
lydiab10: Tell her I love her too
julietangelinasn: (for calling Chris Brown junk music)
brb
lydiab10: Ask her if she wants to go to dinner Friday night with me
;-)
julietangelinasn: Back!
*Dies*
Jazz: Uhh... no. I've already got a date for Friday.
Jazz: With Chris Brown.
;-)
lydiab10: With WHO?? Charlie??
julietangelinasn: LOL!!!
Jazz: And then after him, I'm booked with like 3 other guys ;-)
lydiab10: okay, thats totally cool
Be that way
julietangelinasn:
You guys would really get along well together...
*Dies*
lydiab10: I will remember that when youa re living in a carboard box after getting your HEART STOMPED ON
;-)
And I will remember the way you treated me...back-burnered me
julietangelinasn: LOL!!!
lydiab10: And I will stand there, looking down on you
And laugh
julietangelinasn: Jazz: Uh huh... I don't care
lydiab10: Laugh so hard....
;-)
julietangelinasn: (she's running out of responses)
LOL!
lydiab10: And then, and then
I will ask you out to dinner
And you will say yes
julietangelinasn: LOL!
lydiab10: And I will show up 45 minutes late...COMPLTELY humiliating you
julietangelinasn: LOL!!!!
lydiab10: In front of everyone there
julietangelinasn: Jazz: I only like Italians, Cubans, Mexicans, and Columbians
Jazz: And Dominicans!
lydiab10: Well thats good, because I am molato, which is close enough to south American
julietangelinasn: Jazz: Um, not really.
Jazz: I also like Spaniards!
*Dies*
lydiab10: Spaniards are so weird
julietangelinasn: Jazz: And um, Australians. And Sicilians.
lydiab10: You are so racist
julietangelinasn: Jazz: And RUSSIANS!
lydiab10: What do you got against WHITE AMERICANS?
julietangelinasn: Jazz: And English!
lydiab10: Maybe we are rich?
julietangelinasn: LOL!!!!!
lydiab10: Hott?
SMART??
THE MAJORITY??
julietangelinasn: *DIES*
Jazz: The English are RICHER!
Jazz: Uhh... no not really.
Jazz: And Italians, Sicilians, and Spaniards are hotter.
lydiab10: Whatever
julietangelinasn: Jazz: And I don't care about brains.
lydiab10: And the English are a dying race
Oh, I KNOW you don't care
julietangelinasn: *laughing*
lydiab10: Its obvious
julietangelinasn: Jazz: More reason to marry them!
lydiab10: KISSKISS IS MY FAVORITE SONG OF ALL TIME
Oh yeah, lots of brain THERE
julietangelinasn: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
lydiab10: Just flowing out of the ears
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
julietangelinasn: Jazz: It is NOT my favorite song of all!
Jazz: My favorite song of all is, "The more boys I meet the more I love my dog!"
lydiab10: Okay, I got to go. My girlfriend wants to talk to me and she is way moer important then you, JAZZ. Peace out, Spaniard-lover
julietangelinasn: (Carrie Underwood)
LOL!!!
Jazz: Well, BYE. I have to go... clean. Then I'll make money. And move to Europe.
Jazz: Away from Americans. Like you.
lydiab10: Go clean. Yeah. MOve up in society to become a JANITOR
NIIIIIIIIICE
LOVE THE AMBITION, JAZZ
julietangelinasn: LOL!!!!!!!
lydiab10: I REALLY DO
julietangelinasn: Jazz: It's better than chatting with your friend's younger sister!!!!
Jacqueline: Whatev, amigo.
Jacqueline: Oh wait, gringo!
lydiab10: Wha...?
Yeah, gringo
NO amigo, missy
;-)
julietangelinasn:
Now you have made enemies of both my sisters...
Jazz: Ai, ai, muchacho.
lydiab10: It was a blast
;-)
julietangelinasn: I'm loving this :-D
lydiab10: Ai, ai, MUCHACHA
WHAT NOW, FOOL??
julietangelinasn: Oh, so talented!
lydiab10: I know
I had to lower myself down to her level
For a second
julietangelinasn: LOL!
Jazz: You mean foo'?
lydiab10: So that she could understand me
julietangelinasn: Jazz: Right.
lydiab10: Alright, I really have to go now
For real
julietangelinasn: Jacqueline: Or are you speaking gringo again?
Lol, ditto
lydiab10: My girlfriend...she is demand
julietangelinasn: Thanks for chatting, Eth :-D
lydiab10: ing
julietangelinasn: LOL!
lydiab10: yeah, np
julietangelinasn: Uh huh ;-)
Bye, Eth! Have a great evening!
lydiab10: Alright, you too!
julietangelinasn: Ta!
lydiab10: bye!
Sent at 9:44 PM on Tuesday
Thursday, February 7, 2008
Bad Day
It was bound to happen, and now it has. I got my first speeding ticket today. Okay, this is what happened. Thursday is the only day of the week that I don't have to drive my brother to class. Tuesdays and Thursdays he takes Algebra 2 at a local Christian school, and I drive him and Clayton Ferrazzo there on Tuesdays, and Mrs. Ferrazzo drives them on Thursdays. Well, this Thursday Mrs. F had a doctor's appointment that she forgot about, so I had to take them.
My dilemma: Their class starts at 10:45 and my GB class starts at 11:00. It is tight, but I can make it.
Not wanting to be late, I was clipping along at a nice pace. I was actually pulling into the United Faith Christian Academy parking lot when a policeman sitting RIGHT at the entrance waved me down. He didn't even turn on his lights. The boys got out, and opened my door, and gave him my liscens. Ends up I was going 59 in a 45. Since I was so compliant, he wrote me down for a 49 in a 45.
2 things about the whole situation are really bad. First, if I just pay the $130 and don't go to court, insurance will get info about it and I will have to pay $5000 over 5 years. In short, it would raise my month insurance from $60 a month to $147 a month. I can afford that, but it would be BRUTAL. EIther that or I could go to court on the assigned day, plead guilty, through myself down at the feet of the judge, and have him clear it. The only problem is that the court day for me is, of all days that it coul dhave been, April 4th. The day I should be sitting in NSA classes and the day I should be with my friends. That screwed EVERYTHING up. I honestly would have to miss 2 days of that weekend if I had to do that, because I honestly can't afford insurance that high. I mean, I can, but I can't, if that makes any sense.
BUT. There is hope. I called one of my best friends who had the same kind of situation, and he gave me the phone number from heaven. It was the phone number of the attorney that he used to get his ticket cleared without having to go to court. For $250ish I can hire this guy to go to court for me and talk to the judge and get it taken care of. And since the officer who pulled me over took the speed down 10 mph and made it look like I was only going 4 over instead of 14, it would make it even better. I have $250. Its going to hurt, but I can take it. I will still be able to go to Idaho, my insurance will still be low. So, I think everything will be okay. But I am super distracted and I have papers to write and physics to do...ugh. Just pray that I will be okay. Thankfully my parents didn't flip, because I had everything sorted out before I told them. But yeah. Yeah...
A-much-slower-driver-until-the-fear-of-a-ticket-goes-away-which-might-be-a-while-but-which-won't-be-long-enough...
Me.
My dilemma: Their class starts at 10:45 and my GB class starts at 11:00. It is tight, but I can make it.
Not wanting to be late, I was clipping along at a nice pace. I was actually pulling into the United Faith Christian Academy parking lot when a policeman sitting RIGHT at the entrance waved me down. He didn't even turn on his lights. The boys got out, and opened my door, and gave him my liscens. Ends up I was going 59 in a 45. Since I was so compliant, he wrote me down for a 49 in a 45.
2 things about the whole situation are really bad. First, if I just pay the $130 and don't go to court, insurance will get info about it and I will have to pay $5000 over 5 years. In short, it would raise my month insurance from $60 a month to $147 a month. I can afford that, but it would be BRUTAL. EIther that or I could go to court on the assigned day, plead guilty, through myself down at the feet of the judge, and have him clear it. The only problem is that the court day for me is, of all days that it coul dhave been, April 4th. The day I should be sitting in NSA classes and the day I should be with my friends. That screwed EVERYTHING up. I honestly would have to miss 2 days of that weekend if I had to do that, because I honestly can't afford insurance that high. I mean, I can, but I can't, if that makes any sense.
BUT. There is hope. I called one of my best friends who had the same kind of situation, and he gave me the phone number from heaven. It was the phone number of the attorney that he used to get his ticket cleared without having to go to court. For $250ish I can hire this guy to go to court for me and talk to the judge and get it taken care of. And since the officer who pulled me over took the speed down 10 mph and made it look like I was only going 4 over instead of 14, it would make it even better. I have $250. Its going to hurt, but I can take it. I will still be able to go to Idaho, my insurance will still be low. So, I think everything will be okay. But I am super distracted and I have papers to write and physics to do...ugh. Just pray that I will be okay. Thankfully my parents didn't flip, because I had everything sorted out before I told them. But yeah. Yeah...
A-much-slower-driver-until-the-fear-of-a-ticket-goes-away-which-might-be-a-while-but-which-won't-be-long-enough...
Me.
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
*points to picture of weird orange bird*
THAT, my friends, is a superb example of sabotage. I took down the obnoxious one of me earlier this afternoon (I know, I was being stupid) and left it blank. Couldn't even walk away for THREE hours and I find this, this, evil flying thing on my profile. Let me assure you of a couple of things:
1) *I* am not counting down the days until spring training. I love baseball, but not enough to count down the days until TRAINING. The thing *I* am counting down for is my first baseball practice. I signed up yesterday. I am playing this spring. ;-)
2) Never trust your friends with any personal information. I mean, you should never tell them anything, even your closest friends. Of COURSE they are going to use it against you, because they know you aren't going to be mad.
3) I am still in the hunt to find out who did it. I can't remember exactly which one of my many and devoted fan club like the stickball team with the orange bird, but I will find out! I have strong suspicions it is Juliet, just because that is something she would try to do... Rest assured that I am hot on whoever's trail it is.
4) I am going to leave it because the person amazing enough to do this to me derseves to get a good laugh for probably a week. (Also I need a better picture to go up there.) So its gonna stay for a while.
5) Anyone else want to make a personal statement using the profile picture on my blog? I am sure it would be a lot of fun...
1) *I* am not counting down the days until spring training. I love baseball, but not enough to count down the days until TRAINING. The thing *I* am counting down for is my first baseball practice. I signed up yesterday. I am playing this spring. ;-)
2) Never trust your friends with any personal information. I mean, you should never tell them anything, even your closest friends. Of COURSE they are going to use it against you, because they know you aren't going to be mad.
3) I am still in the hunt to find out who did it. I can't remember exactly which one of my many and devoted fan club like the stickball team with the orange bird, but I will find out! I have strong suspicions it is Juliet, just because that is something she would try to do... Rest assured that I am hot on whoever's trail it is.
4) I am going to leave it because the person amazing enough to do this to me derseves to get a good laugh for probably a week. (Also I need a better picture to go up there.) So its gonna stay for a while.
5) Anyone else want to make a personal statement using the profile picture on my blog? I am sure it would be a lot of fun...
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