Part II (Me and Juliet)

Ethan: ;-)
Too bad I'm not smart...hilarity doesn't get you into college
;-)
4:27 PM me: Lol!!
You could be a commedian ;-)
Ethan: It gets you in trouble once you are IN college
;-)
Its a flooded market
me: You and KB could host your own show...
Lol!
Too true
Ethan: And they don't make enough money
And they travel
Not good for a family
me: Lol!!
Ethan: I would have to find a reall serious wife to balance it out
And I don't reallty want that
;-)
me: LOL!!!!
4:28 PM You are a nut :-D
Ethan: I mean
If your wife is more mature then you are
You ain't gettin no respect
;-)
me: LOL!!!
Ethan: (and I am speaking, OF COURSE, from personal experience)
me:
Ethan: Since I have been married so many times
me: Oh, of course
Ethan: For so many years
4:29 PM Yeah
me: You have SUCH a wide range of experience to speak from...
Ethan: Exactly
me: :-D
Ethan: (And I'm not even Mormon)
;-)
me: LOL!
Ethan: Wow, I have to be carefu;
That already eliminates a large part of my audience
When I travel to Utah
me: dies
Ethan: I can see it now
4:30 PM Going to Utah...
Selling 5 tickets
me: Lol!!
Ethan: Because I made a mormon joke
dang it!
My career ends
I have no college education
me: Your whole career is gone!
Ethan: My family is starving
My wife hates me
AND YOU KNOW WHAT I WILL DO????
DO YOU???
me: LOL!
4:31 PM Ethan: POST ON MY BLOG
THATS WHAT I WILL DO
me: LOL!!!!!!
Ethan: BECAUSE THAT MAKES EVERYTHING FEEL BETTER
;-)
me: Enjoying your caps lock?
;-)
Ethan: And then, after that, I willc ome to you and beg for some money, sicne you are going to be rich and famous by 25
me: LOL!
Ethan: (shift is cooler then caps lock)
me: (nuh uh, caps lock rules the world)
4:32 PM (with an iron fist)

Ethan: ....actually, maybe I do have hope. If people like you go out there and try to crack a joke, THEN MAYBE PEOPLE MIGHT JUST POSSIBLY THINK I AM FUNNY?!?!
(just kidding, just kidding)
That was so mean
me: LOL!!!
Ethan: I feel like a jerk now
me: Dies
Ethan: Sorry
4:33 PM me: Don't apologize :-D
If I put all of this in a blogpost...
ponders
;-)
Ethan: Well, I already did, but if you had said so earlier, I might not have...
;-)
LOL
I probably should post it on mine
Because I have nothing better to say
YOU HERE THAT, READERS!!
4:34 PM I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO SAY
EXCEPT
me: LOL!!
That you don't know how to spell ;-)
Ethan: I LOVE FOOTBALL, FOOD, AND IGLOOS
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT
Please post a comment
;-)
me: LOL!
Ethan: And I will get to it as soon as I can
Thank you
me: Between Shan, KB, and I...
Ethan: ;-)
me: You always get comments ;-)
Ethan: Way too many
I will have over twenty by the end of tomorrow
4:35 PM me: LOL!
Ethan: But yeah
Its crazy
My mom asked me why most of the people that were reading/responding to my posts were girls, and why all teh people that texted me/I texted where girls...
4:36 PM I had to explain
That guys don't usually like to chat
For just he sake of chatting
me: LOL!!!
Ethan: When we text, we say "be there in 5"
Or
"When is practice tonight"
Same with blogging, in general
;-)
me: Lol!
Ethan: I think she gets it now
4:37 PM me:
Ethan: I mean, it really takes a girl to make a conversation lively
Even if they aren't talking
Like now
See
me: LOL!
Ethan: I am being obnoxious
And jackin my jaw
me: laughing again
Ethan: To you
But, if it was a guy
4:38 PM There would be a dead silence...
(not awkward, just dead, awkward silences only happen with guys and girls, heh)
me: LOL!
Ethan: Guys with guys don't have awkward silences ;-)
me: dies
Ethan: Or, at least not in the south
Maybe in San Fran
But yeah
me: You know what's hilarious...
LOL!
Ethan: don't really want to talk about that
me: You have been talking this whole time
and I've barely said a bunch of "LOL"s
4:39 PM and you still keep talking :-D
Ethan: LOL
me: It's great
:-D
Ethan: What can I say? It doesn't take much to encourage me
me: I noticed :-D
Ethan: My joke tank is getting empty
dude
not good'
me:
Ethan: I still have to be awake for another 2 or 3 hours
4:40 PM me: How shall you ever survive? ;-)
These 13 things are fun to read...
4:41 PM and Jacqueline still wants to know when/where you went to Mexico, lol
(she just came in)
Ethan: I went ot Cancun for vacation with my uncle and aunt and their kids 3 or 4 years ago
It was awesome
me: Ahh, cool!
I love going down to Ensenada...
4:42 PM The boys love it because we get tacos all the time :-P
Ethan: Can't hate that!
;_)
;-) *
me: Lol
4:43 PM Ethan: I just posted on the JI forum
me: Whoa! The kids just woke up from their nap... I heard a huge crash from their room.
Ethan: Now my joke tank is OFICIALLY empty
Uh oh
Someone fall off the top bunk?
me: No, I think they're playing Spiderman
Ethan: (done that before)
me: and actually trying to climb the walls

Ethan: To fall off the bed AND play spider man
;-)
4:44 PM me: Yeah, that was the bookcase they tried climbing
Ethan: niiiiice
me: Alexis just got stuck in one of the cubicles,
Ethan: Its got good foothold and handholds
LOL!
me: And a good hiding spot, apparently :-P
Ethan: Thats awesome
4:45 PM Where exactly do you live, if not in SD then?
I thought you lived there
me: I live in West Covina, it's two hours north of here :-)
Ethan: Oh, okay
What does your dad do for work?
me: He works at a real estate company, manager of the help desk :-)
Ethan: (sorry if I ask serious questions, I am letting my tank recharge)
me: LOL!
4:46 PM Ethan: Cool! What company?
One of the big ones?
me: He's amazing with computers :-)
Ethan: Like Allen Tate or Caldwell Banker?
me: It's actually pretty small, just the LA area
which is big enough, lol
MRMLS :-)
Ethan: thats awesome
lol, oh yeah
MR must be a certain extention of the MLS
4:47 PM My dad does realestate
He and a guy from our church started a company
Just the two of them
Buying foreclosures
Fixing them up
And selling them
me: Ahh, cool!!
Ethan: (caleb and I do a lot of the work...we get paid, of course)
So dad just got his brokers liscens
So we can put our house and any other houses on the MLS
Which is nice
4:48 PM me: Cool!
Ethan: Yeah
He is hoping the CPD (Covenant Property Development) will get big enough so he can leave US Airways...if that DOES happen, its a long ways away
Heh
4:49 PM me: Neat! Daddy owns a small business with his friend also...
It advertises for all the classical ACCS schools
I love working with that
I do all the graphics for their websites, flyers, etc.
It's a blast :-D
Ethan: Sweet!!!
What does ACCS stand for>
?*
4:50 PM me: Association of Classical Christian Schools
Ethan: Cool!
Is that nationwide
me: Mainly, all the Doug Wilson inspired schools
Yep!
Ethan: Or local?
Ah, okay
Sweet
me: It's actually pretty cool, if you look at the list of ACCS schools
You'll find names like "Franklin Family, Independent, Texas"
And a bunch of other Scholars :-D
Ethan: Cool!
me: Like, the school Annie goes to, that's ACCS :-)
4:51 PM Ethan: I bet Covenant Classical in Concord is too, then
Thats awesome
me: Yep!
Ethan: (Concord is 35 min north of here, got friends that go/went there(
)*
me: Ahh, cool!
Ethan: What kind of church do you go to?
As in, denomination?
me: Daddy started a school down here in San Diego
4:52 PM Southern Baptist :-)
Ethan: Awesome...
I love Baptists, actually
me: Although we would go to an OPC, if there was one near us, lol
Ethan: I don't agree completely with theology
But
They have a love for ministry and the gospel that some presbyterians, I think, lack
4:53 PM Ministry meaning missions
Heh
me: Oh yes, that's what I love about our church.
Ethan: that was a type
typo*
me: Lol!
Ethan: Southern Baptist ALL the way out in Cali...wow
That rocks my socks
;-)
me: LOL!
4:54 PM Ethan: Of course, its not the same, since your pastor is probably not southern
BUT STILL
me: Definitely not :-D
LOL!
It counts for something? ;-)
Ethan: absolutely
brb
me: 'kay!
6 minutes
5:01 PM Ethan: oka, back
sorry
phone call
me: Welcome back!
No problem :-)
Ethan: THANK YOU
I FEEL SO LOVED
WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?!?
me: LOL!!!!
5:02 PM Has anybody ever told you that you are crazy?
Just out of curiousity :-D
Ethan: NEVER
I mean
wait
Yes
All the time
Heh
me: Rofl
Why am I not surprised?

Ethan: I don't know
Why aren't you?
me: :-D
5:03 PM Ethan: Wow
That was lame
And I am insane
Feel the pain?
Because the shame
me: Lol!
LOL!
Ethan: Of the really weak brain
...
5:04 PM me: Your poor joke tank...
Ethan: I RAN OUT OF WORKS
me: Works?
Rofl
Ethan: SEE!
Words
;-)
me: I think they're running away from you ;-)
You scared them

5:06 PM Ethan: Heh
I misuse them
I deserve it
me: True
:-D
5:08 PM When this song finishes, I have to get back to my history paper :-)

Ethan: What song?
me: It's wonderful having to write so much
Jacqueline is listening to Bubbly :-D
Ethan: .........
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
5:09 PM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
me: mischevious grin
Ethan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
dies
me: Don't you just LOOOOVE that song?
What do you think is worse - Buble's Everything or Bubbly?
Ethan: "It starts in my toes, and I crinkle my nose, whever you go, I always know"
me: LOL!
Ethan: "You make me smile now, stay for a while now..."
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
me: I don't even know the lyrics!
And you do
That's scary :-D
5:11 PM Ethan: I now
know*
Like I said
I like music
me: Lol, true
But next time I see you...
You HAVE to sing Bubbly for me
and I'll video-tape it

5:12 PM Ethan: Only with music
And a mic
me: I agree with you on that...
Acapella
Um
Scary ;-)
Ethan: Yeah
Song of the Mouth proved that
5:13 PM me: LOL!
Somehow, even if I did get you to sing it acapella
I wonder if it would still go on everyone's iPods...
;-)
what do you think?

Ethan: Absolutely
NOT
;-)
5:14 PM me: Lol!
5:15 PM Aha! The song has faded melodiously... leaving a ridiculously romantic sister humming now...
I need to wake her up to reality :-P
And finish that paper
Ethan: Alright
Save this chat
me: Thanks so much for chatting, Eth! :-D
Ethan: And send it to me via e-mail
It is totally going on my blog
me: Don't worry, I save them all :-D
Ethan: For no other reason
me: LOL!
Ethan: Then...
to
be lame
me: dies
All righty then :-D
5:16 PM Bye, Eth! Have a great evening!
Ethan: You too!
ttyl!