Something to hold ya'll over...

This is a chat from a couple weeks ago I meant to post earlier. Cristina and I were just having way too much fun...

6:43 PM Ethan: Cristina!
Whats up?
6:44 PM me: oh not much! I am trying to choke down Dostoesky.. but I am being lazy
Ethan: Well
I am gonna be visiting colleges ALL next week, so I am doubling up on everything
I have just taken an evining break cause I needed it desperatly
6:45 PM I am SO behind on The Brothers of K
Like page 76
I am not gonna be able to do it
me: yeah.. this weej has been INSANE
and I feel like I should be on break cause Michael just finished his finals... yeah.//
so I have NO motivaiton
Ethan: Ha!
I know that feeling
its sucks
6:46 PM I hate not being motivated
You just want to do ANYTHING but work
me: yeah... I manged to stay up till 12:30 readin last night though....
Ethan: Whoa
6:47 PM me: yeah.. Dante..
Ethan: I don't know how you do it
Both at the same time
me: um hum!
Ethan: That is a CRAZY amount of reading
me: hehe.. yeah..
a lot of the time it has balenced nicely though
one class has ,more reading than the other
6:48 PM but these next three weeks are going to be rather busy.. reading half a Dante book and a third of Brothers K a week
Ethan: Yeah
Wow
Dante is fun
though
me: he is!
Ethan: BoK is not fun...its just interesting...
in a dark kind of way
me: yeah.. I think that describes it well
6:49 PM Ethan: Its like, "Who is going to sin next? I can't WAIT!"
me: LOL!
talk about an immoral life stlye there
yeeesh
6:50 PM Ethan: I KNOW
especially the father...dude
Thats hardcore
me: yeah.. he is just sicj
sick*
Ethan: I agree
Especially when he was doing in front of his wife and son....man
You want to kill him
me: yes!
6:51 PM Ethan: No one really has the guts to really slap him around, though
Either guts or conviction
me: yeah.. they are all sared of him
Ethan: There is not really GOOD person...everyone is bad, which is realistic, but its depressing
me: heck.. I would be scared of him!
Ethan: I would just shoot him
Probably
6:52 PM me: lol!
Ethan: For his wife's sake
me: yep...
that would be the kind thing to do
Ethan: To her, probably
Keep her form becoming a "shrieker"
That kind of freaked me out
me: that just cracks me up!!!!
Ethan: Especially when he said that they were so common
DUDE
6:53 PM Beat your wife until she is psychologically unable to take it
Yeah
me: oh my gosh.... the wayhe talks about it is hilarious!
Ethan: What a joke
;-)
LOL
I know
me: wow
Ethan: wow is right
What page are you on right now?
6:54 PM me: errrr. sheepish whispers 39?
Ethan: dies
REALLY?
me: ok ok
Ethan: Whoa...that makes me SO happy
me: I know I am a HORRIBEL! perosn
Ethan: NO
me: oh a wow
Ethan: YOU ARE MY HERO
YES
me: YAY!!!!
Ethan: I FOUND A FELLOW SLACKER
me: LOL!!!!
Ethan: SOMEONE THAT I AM BETTER THAN
me: yes! high fives
6:55 PM Ethan: Who cares if you are 100 pages behind or 150 pages behind
Its still too much to reallty get anything
me: YES! TOALLY!
6:56 PM Ethan: yeah
me: wow..
Ethan: Clayton and I are being hilarious
me: yeah.. he just started chatting with me..
Ethan: claytonsandham: I feel as if I'm waiting on the edge of death!gaaa!lydiab10: lol!Dont worry about itI will be there to defend youclaytonsandham: Dude, tat'll mean you can't ever wear make-up again...lydiab10: My ultra-rays of uber-hottness will blind them and bring them to our sideLOLits a sacrifice I am willing to makeFor....You....diesclaytonsandham: HAHA!wow...Nice
6:57 PM yes
We are weird
me: DIES
Ethan: But not gay
me: woah
Ethan: ;-)
6:59 PM me: whispers He thinks make-up is evil...
Ethan: You like that article?
me: haha!
7:00 PM Ethan: whispers I don't. I know some girls need all the help they can get to get guys to look at them for 2 seconds...
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurb
n
wow
not burb
LOL
WOW
THAT ONE TOTALLY BACKFIRED
me: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Ethan: A typo that killed
WOW
And I am totally kidding
7:01 PM me: I can see what talking to Clayton does to you. :)
Ethan: He gets all of his ideas from me
Tell him I said taht
me: nods riiiiight
Ethan: ;_)
7:02 PM me: ok
7:03 PM Ethan: feels left out
pouts
7:04 PM writes a story about a boy who commits suicide after all of his friends leave him
me: awwww... is everyone ignoring you... pats Eth on head
Ethan: Yeah...
I was talking to like 4 people
But now
Only myself
me: sooooo... you are going to be up here in a month!!!!!!
Ethan: I find that singing to myself makes me happy
me: WAAAHOOO!
Ethan: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
me: lol.. deis
7:05 PM Ethan: NSA called me last night
me: dies too
woah!
Ethan: They saw my PSAT scores
me: the building
?
Ethan: They want to offer me a full ride
No, the faculty
me: WIWIWIWIWIIAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
LIKE COOL!
Ethan: I was shocked
Because its not true
;-)
GOTCHA
;-)
me: ok.. I am goin to KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL you
Ethan: LOL
me: Here I come....
Ethan: runs
7:06 PM WOAH
FREAKIY
Van Halen "running with the devil" JUST came on
I have WMA on shuffle
dies
me: gets butcher knife
Ethan: Whoa....
easy, girl
me: LOL!
Ethan: Let me tell you a secret before you do that
7:07 PM me: You are so.. so .. something...
Ethan: I have been trying to find a way to tell you this for a long time
But since you have a knife at my throat
me: hummm
Ethan: I might as well do it now
me: dies
Ethan: I LOVE YOU, CRISTINA.
dies
Please don't kill me
me: buuutttt now I have to KIL you!
7:08 PM Ethan: WHY???
can barely type he is laughing...
me: you can't tell me this now! gets all sentimenta;l
One....
Ethan: whispers
It worked
me: Two......
Ethan: I KNOW YOU LOVE ME TOO
DEEP DOWN INSIDEYOU KNW IT
me: ......
Ethan: YOU KNOW IT
You are illing your ONLY hope of happiness
me: ETHAN.. NOW I say ti... I......
Ethan: No one will EVER love you the way I LOVE YOU
7:09 PM me: Can't.....
Ethan: dies
me: Do....
Ethan: COME ON
Come with me, baby
me: STRUGGLES
Ethan: FAR AWAT
We can kill other creepy people with butcher knives together i fyou want
Anything
For you
me: knife hits floor I LOVE YOU ETH!
Ethan: DIES LAUGHING
We should make it a movie
me: dies a tousdand time)
WOW
7:10 PM Ethan: We should send the script to hollywood or something
me: lol.. that would get far
Ethan: LOL
Its totally original
;-)
me: absolutely
7:11 PM Ethan: Freaky nerd kid falls in love with the psycho girl murderer
Deep plot right there
me: dies
Ethan: I am SO going to post this chat on my blog...
evil grin
me: ahhhhh!
No one has ever posted a chat with me anywhere before.. I must be boring
7:12 PM Ethan: LOL
No, you are NOT boring
me: haha.... People are always contradicting me when I say somehting like that.. they must feel sorry fo me ;)
7:13 PM Ethan: LOL
Whatever
You are just saying that to get attention
;-)
You are fishing for a compliment
me: AH! I resent that...
7:14 PM Ethan: Of course you do
;_)
me: haha dies
Ethan: ;-) *
me: ok ok .. I am not boring.. happy? ;)
Ethan: Yes
FEED THAT EGO, GIRL
YOU KNOW IT FEELS GOOD
;-)
7:15 PM me: haha... do you have a lot of sisters?
Ethan: 3
;-)
Ages 13, 11, and 6
7:16 PM me: ok.. so teen and pre teen.. nice
Ethan: Yeah
Its exciting
me: lol! You just wait...
7:17 PM Ethan: I will be out of the house before guys start courting them, thankfully
me: haha! Too bad for the younger brothers ;)
Ethan: Caleb will be out too...then Nathanael will be a 14 probably
Dad is gonna have his work cut otu
;-)
7:18 PM They already have like 3 guys each that like them
its scary
me: hehe...
yeah.. I mena.. think of Mr. C!
Ethan: LOL
I know
He has an electric fence keeping guys out
;-)
me: lol!
Ethan: They have to put on a special collar after passing a test to get in
;-)
And where it until they get married
;-)
7:19 PM Thats why Aaron grew a beart
d
me: Has he given you the "all guys should be rejected once and all girls should say no once" lecture
Ethan: to hide it
;-)
Oh yeah
me: LOL!
Ethan: I have been rejected like 4 times already
;-)
me: dies
so.. maybe the next one will take?
7:20 PM Ethan: "You are cute. Wanna go out?" "I don't even know you!" "Who cares? that can change!"
"Oh, whats your name?"
;-)
me: LOL!
Ethan: Just kidding
me: Perfect
Ethan: I have only been turned down once, I think
about 3 years ago
it was a silly crush thing
7:21 PM me: A four year old once asked me to marry him
does that count???
Ethan: AWWWW
Yes
You had to tell him no?
Poor dude
me: ;)
Ethan: Rings are extra hard to come by at that age, too
me: he told me that we were going to live in a white house
Ethan: Unless he just wanted to slide a Cheerio on your finger, or something
Thats awesome
When I was little
Like 5-7
7:22 PM me: dies that would work
Ethan: I used to chase girls around trying to kiss them....it never worked, and I always had to apologize to their dads after
Its an embarressing past
But yeah
;-)
I am a go-getter
me: oh. my. gosh.
Ethan.. wow! That is so funny!
Ethan: LOL
I got a spanked for it too...yeah
Good times
7:23 PM back when you could do that and only get spanked....
(just kidding)
me: I can totally piture this little guy going up the the dads... "umm, sir, I am sorry for trying ti kiss your daughter"
Ethan: LOL
"again"
me: dies
7:24 PM Ethan: Yeah...
DUDE
this is creepy
me: (haha I just saw what you sais above mine)
Ethan: I have a sappy Tim McGraw song playin ghte background
About kisisng some rando chick
7:25 PM dies
me: lol!!!
Ethan: Wow
me: wow.. I think songs are trying to tell you something tonigh
Ethan: LOL
LIKE WHAT??
I need to go out and kiss some rando girl??
"Oh, btw, bring some roses and 2 bottles of wine..."
me: LOL! No... they seem to be mimicking what we are tlaking about
7:26 PM Ethan: Oh, okay
Dang it
Just kidding
me: wow.. you are so funny!
Ethan: lol, thanks
Everyone tells me that...I guess you never get used to being amazing
7:27 PM ;-)
me: I can't imgain you and my brother together... you too must be a hoot!
Ethan: Oh man, we had a BLAST
It was so much fun
We got along great
me: FEED that EGO.. is feels GOOOOOD
Ethan: LOL
You can quote me
;-)
me: ok good
7:28 PM Ethan: Yeah
its going to be so much fun staying with you all
Man
I can't wait
me: wow.. yeah! :)
Ethan: I keep forgetting that I will actually be in your house, lol
7:29 PM You are gonna come to the thing too, right?
me: yeah! I have this list of things that we need to do..
Ethan: Sit in on classes?
me: yes I am!
Ethan: Sweet
So michael is gonna drive you and me to NSA in the mornings?
And we sit in on classes
And then we hang out in the afternoon, and on Saturday, and sunday, and we leave Monday morning, I think
7:30 PM me: Well. Michael has to leave for classes at 7:00 So I am not sure what times that classes we go to start at
Ethan: Oh, okay
They START at 7??
Whoa
That is early, especially for college
B
R
U
me: so I have a car we can drive.. if that is ok... I mean
Ethan: T
al
NO
ITS NTO
I CAN'T DRIVE WITH A GIRL
7:31 PM THAT WOULD BE TOO AWKWARD
WHAT WOULD PEOPLE SAY?
me: classes star at 7:30 for himm but he picks pple up
LOL!!!
Ethan: I am totally kidding
Of course its fine
me: ok ok.. wow.. I did not know you felt like that abou it
dies
Ethan: Well, yeah
Now you do
;-)
I am not good with talking to girls
I just kind of freeze up
And I start to drool
7:32 PM And sort of stare into space
me: oh Ethan.. yes ytou are
Ethan: I blink once or twince
me: (FEEEED that Ego)
Ethan: then I start smoking from the ears
and then I pass out
EVERYTIME
its so awkward
me: boy.. I GOTTA see this
Ethan: "No, really, I am fine. I just think you are so chokes HOTT"
passes out again
me: you have no idea how hard I am laughing
Ethan: See, its the masterplan to get some cute chick do to CPR
7:33 PM ;-)
me: people in the other room are going to kind I have gone crazy!
Ethan: LOL
me: dies dies dies
Ethan: I come back to life every time
It makes them feel good
me: amazing..
Ethan: And since girls LOVE to be "mothers", it starts an automatic relationship...like they need to protect me
It works EVERY time
7:34 PM You just have to pick the right moment
And make sure there aren't other gilrs around taht saw you do it before
me: WOW.. you really have this down... how many of them break up with you in the end?
Ethan: I did that once
They read RIGHT through it
All of them
me: too bad
I just can't imagin WHY!
Ethan: I guess they all tell me I don't clip my toe nails often enough
I do it like once a year, I mean, COME ON
its not THAT gross
7:35 PM me: wow...
Ethan: Not a reason to break up
I mean
With a future ahead of us like that
me: umm.. I changed my mind.. you can't stay with us
Ethan: LOL
Don't worry
Just throw me out on the street
and i will find someone to stay with in 7 minutes
me: you will become Mocows. SECOND begger
dies
7:36 PM there is a cute girl down the street....
Ethan: "Hey, your neighbors saw how much I ate, and now I am full, although they kicked me out. Can I sleep in your garage tonight?"
PERFECT
What's her name?
Just so I can surprise her
me: err.. uh... Claire
yeah that's it
Ethan: Yeah right
YOu are lying
You want to see me fall BIG time
me: YOU can't prive that
Ethan: "Hi Claire"
"Um
My name is ANA"
Anna*
7:37 PM "CRISTINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You, over there, dying
Yeah
I can totally see it
me: oorrrrrr..... I could leave to the two demons that I babysit tow houses down... yeah... that is it.. CALVIN and FRANKY
dies yep that would be iut
Ethan: No
NO
7:38 PM I AM LEAVING TO ESCAPE CHILDREN
DON'T DO THAT TO ME
me: mwuhahahahah!
Ethan: I love kids, really
But 8 others ALL the time
Oh man
me: oh believe me I know./..
Ethan: I might just have to copy paste the part where you say "I LOVE YOU ETH" on my blog
me: well maybe I don't.. but I can imagin
Ethan: You don't, but you can imagine
7:39 PM me: wowo.. ok now now.. we must have context, watson.
Ethan: ;-)
Must is relative
;-)
Without context it is very romantic and sweet
Withcontext it is just funny
;-)
I prefer the former....how about you?
me: ok ok you can so what ever you want..
I leave it up to your descresion
:)
aren't I nice?
7:40 PM Ethan: Really??
Wow
I don't trust that niceness
You have a plot
a scheme
me: what! I am offended! ;)
Ethan: That youare going to unhatch at me when I least suspect it
Suuuuuuuuuuuure
me: BUUUUT.. Diiner has been served...
Ethan: The smiley face looks REALLY ticked off
me: so I have to go now
Ethan: Okay
Go
me: haha!
Ethan: thanks for talking!
me: yeah you to!
Ethan: I will ttyl!
me: Made my day much better!
Ethan: lol
me: I need some laughs
Ethan: Mine too
7:41 PM Just let me know
I am 200 bucks an hour, btw
me: ttyl! (and Iwill be on your blog to night)
Ethan: I will bill you at the end of the month
me: haha
riiight
ttyl!
Ethan: lol, bye!